From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability.īoomstick: And you know that bitch Mailman god with the wingy shoes?īoomstick: Whatever. Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by ancient Greek gods and goddesses.
She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman. Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the Amazons as a master combatant since childhood. Wiz: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near-invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.īoomstick: And she dresses like a stripper. Created from Earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors-īoomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread! Designer of the Wonderbra! Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman. (*Cues: Wonder Woman (2009) - Ending Theme*) Wiz: Who can fly, lift buildings, and kill people just by touching them. She's a classy southern belle, who I'd like to take out to dinner. That or the writers just forgot about it 'cause, uh, Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.īoomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.īoomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz! But while she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either. Wiz: She also gained a seventh sense, the ability to unconsciously predict her opponents' moves.īoomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't seem to always work. Marvel for as long as I could! Plus, then when she's unconscious I could. Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.īoomstick: She held on to Ms.
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For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Wiz: Tenacious foes like Juggernaut can resist it, but in the end, nobody is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. And if she holds on long enough, it's game over. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whether superhuman or not, to use them herself.īoomstick: Too bad it knocks them out cold. For this duel in particular, we will use the most well-known version: the original iteration from the comics and television show. Wiz: Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills.
Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.īoomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.īoomstick: And Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.īoomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!
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